Emperor Crabs.

I was googling on emperor crabs. I know, right? Crabs. Of all things. Mr.Brian/Bryan was explaining things about crustaceans and seafood and fish and shellfish and whatnots. So, when it came to crabs, he was telling us about this crab that he cooked and served once. Emperor crabs. This guy comes in one day with a huge box about half the size of the table in my lecture hall. I can't exactly tell you the measurements because I myself am measurement-blind. -__- Anyway, my measurement-blindness aside, he said he thought it was a full box of crabs! And when they opened the box, a head popped out and the chefs there grabbed their knives and jumped backwards. Hahahaha! It was so darn funny. He had all the movements and was talking at the same moment. I could practically imagine the chefs with their tall hats and white shirts and checkered pants! Lol! :D That crab is huge! They had to use metal wires to tie the pincers together!
I am assuming that it is this huge because it's the closest to my imagination. Lol.

I don't know why am I doing this when I should be doing my assignments. But I am out on temporary parole from my assignments. I shall continue doing them tomorrow and all day Monday.

Die.